Question: foood s nice wit uda foood so wat wud u do if poo was foood?
Answer: eat it coz its foood not s****
Question: I can make you successful, or make you a failure. I am totally at your command. Tell me what you want to change about you and I will do it automactilly.Be easy with me & I'll destroy you. What am I?
Answer: habit
Question: it is to big for 1 judt right for 2 but it is no more for 3
Answer: a secret
Question: i m something a chef always use and a mudrer always use
Answer: A KNIVE
Question: A man walks into his bathroom and shoots himself right between the eyes using a real gun with real bullets. He walks out alive, with no blood anywhere. And no, he didn't miss and isn't Superman.
How did he do this?
How did he do this?
Answer: The Man is Jesus/God!
Question: If you have it, you want to share it.
If you share it, you don't have it.
If you share it, you don't have it.
Answer: A secret.
Question: There are three apples if u take two away how many apples do u have
Answer: Two because your the one who took them away
Question: roll the dice until they're twelve
our destiny reveals itself.
our destiny reveals itself.
Answer: i don't know, thats what im trying to figure out.
if anyone has an idea please share. TY
if anyone has an idea please share. TY
Question: What are the worlds strongest animals?
Answer: Humans.
Question: There was a dumb blonde at a bar she orders a drink and the bartendar says no its on the house what does the blonde do next???
Answer: She goes to the top of the house thinking her drink will be there.
