Question: A woman shoots her husband,drowns him and then he hangs him. After all that they go out for a meal together.
How is that possible?
Answer: she takes a photo of him, develops the picture of him in water then hangs the photo up to dry. Then she goes out for a meal with the real person!
Question: A women gives birth in the hospital and finds out that the baby will die at the age of fifteen.
Devestated, she leaves the baby with foster parents and comes back to see him 12 years later. she comes bak to find him still in diapers. And two years ago he was potty-trained. How?
Answer: He has bone marrow cancer and it got worse one year ago.
Question: A person drives pass a street and becomes glad, while the person on the street gets mad. If the person who drove stopped on the street, that person would have been sad; while the person of the street would have been glad.