Question: I can run but I can't walk. What am I?
Answer: A river, stream, or nose.
Question: Doctor says to lawyer We were born on the same year, month, day, and minute. We were born in the same hospital, hospital room and we have the same 2 parents. We are not twins and we have no brothers. Explain this.
Answer: they were triplets an had a sister
Question: What is Black,White and Red all over?
Answer: A penguin with a sunburn.
Question: I am 1 thing. Without me it will be incomplete. Make sure I fit. What am I?
Answer: A puzzle piece
Question: Sunday was a dog. The dog was brown.The cage was brown. The dog saw a figure with a head,tail, brown but no legs. What was the figure he saw?
Answer: A Penny
Question: What walks on four legs in the morning, two legs in the afternoon, and three legs in the evening?
Answer: Man, three stages of life.
early childhood: crawling
adulthood: walking
elderly: walking with a cane
early childhood: crawling
adulthood: walking
elderly: walking with a cane
Question: What walks on 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the afternoon, and 3 legs in the evening?
Answer: A man. 4 legs is a baby crawling, 2 legs is an adult, 3 legs is an elderly man with a cane. Morning, afternoon, evening are the stages of life!
Question: Romeo and Juliet were found dead in a puddle of water and broken glass surrounding them. What happend?
*Hint: Never take ANYTHING for granted.
*Hint: There was an outside force.
*Hint: Never take ANYTHING for granted.
*Hint: There was an outside force.
Answer: Romeo and Juliet are fish. The family cat got th=o the fish bowl and knocked it over. I TOLD YOU NOT TO TAKE ANYTHING FOR GRANTED!
Question: I have a tail, and I have a head, but i have no body. I am NOT a snake. What am I?
Answer: A quarter.
