Question: the person who invented it did not want it. the person who wanted it did not need it and the person who needed it did not know about it.
Answer: a coffin
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Question: J F M A M J J


What do these letters stand for??
Answer: The months
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Question: What come but never arrives?
Answer: tomorrow
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Question: The beginning of eternity.
The end of time and space.
The begining of every end.
And end of every place!
Answer: The letter E!
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Question: What did one eye say to the other?
Answer: Don't look now but between us something smells.
( There are two word meanings for the word 'smells' , one is a verb and the other meaning is that it stinks)
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Question: I am born when the lihgt is born, I die when the light is dead, I am the opposite of light and brightness but I am still what they give birth to. What am I?
Answer: I am a Shadow.
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Question: A boy made a deal with another boy saying, "If you touch Me I will give You a hundered dollars."
Why did'nt the other boy get a hundered dollars?
Answer: The boy's name was'nt me and the other boy's name was'nt you.
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Question: What is coming but never arrves ???
Answer: Tommorrow
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Question: What is white or black but can never go back?
Answer: A hearse
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Question: If peter is the son of John and John is the father of peter. The John is the ______ of the father
Answer: john is the name of the father
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