Question: Your driving a bus and stop at a bus stop 10 miles from Aberdovey and pick up 10 passengers, you then drive onto then next bus stop which is 5 miles from the last stop and pick up 6 passenger and drop of 8. You then come to the next stop which is 20 miles from the last one and pick up 20 and drop of another 8. Now it's the end of the day and have droped off all the passengers. What was the drivers name?
Answer: It is YOUR name because YOU were driving the bus!
Question: A man walks out of a building, he sees a wanted poster, says brothers and sisters i have none, this man's father is my father son. who is the
man on the wanted poster?
Answer: the man who walks out of the building's son.
Answer: A blind man set his alarm to go off in 10 minutes so that he could have a swim for a while and then when he heard the bell ringing he could swim that way to shore. Unfortunately at the same time as he's swimming there's an ocean cruiser going by. The bell rings on the cruiser and the man swims towards it and dies. Then his alarm goes off.