Question: If a clock reads 3:15, what is the length between the two hands?
Answer: The hands are touching!
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Question: what is the word opposite of noisy
Answer: quiet
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Question: I am a container with no lock but when you open me i have a golden surprise inside. What am i?
Answer: an egg
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Question: Im big as a whale and I roll like the sea. My cousin is even bigger than me. What am I?
Answer: A Hills.
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Question: what do you call a fish with no i's?
Answer: a fsh
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Question: Why did Randy Sleep with a ruler under his pillow?
Answer: He wanted to see how long he sleeps
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Question: Alive as you but without breath, as cold in life as in my death. Never a thirst though I always drink, dressed in mail but never a clink.
Answer: A Fish
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Question: A man wals into a bar. what does he say?
Answer: OUCH!
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Question: u are in a dark room with only ONE match stick in the room there is a candle a fire place and a light up lamp.which one do u light up first?
Answer: u have to light up the match stick first.
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Question: The people who make it, do not use it.
The people who buy it, do not use it.
The people who use it do not see it.
What is it?
Answer: A coffin
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