Question: what could nevr fly up and never fly down, but go side to side?

Question: when you put your foot in its warm when you put your foot its cold what is the object?

Question: A person is on a plane with a Business guy. The buisness challenged him to a game. he told him if he asked the ordanary person a question he couldn't answer he would have to give him 5 dollars, and if the ordanary person ask the buisness guy a question that he couldnt answer then he would give him 50 dollars. if the buisness person had a laptop and could look up anything how did the ordanary guy get 50 dollars?

Question: There was a boy and a girl.
The boy was driving on his moter cycle with the girl.
Girl; Slow down
Boy;No this is fun
Girl; No its not slow down !
Boy; only if you hug me
Girl; fine
The Girl Hugs The Boy
Boy;now say you love me
Girl;Then will you slow down?
Boy;Yes
Girl; I love you
Boy; Can you take off my helmet and put it on you
Girl;Why?
Boy;just take it off.
Why did the boy ask the girl to take off his helmet?

Question: One in a minuate,
Twice in a moment,
But not once in a thousand years.

Question: all of the buildings are black and there is no electricety and all the cars are painted black and a car is coming and there is a dog how can not see or hear and how can the persone in the car see the dog the person cant hear

Question: There were these scientist who found a new type of cell. they fpund out that every minute is dublicated to two cells. so they put them in a jar at 10:00 and the jar was full at 12:00. what time was it half full?

Question: what red, and green, and goes 100mph?

Question: If you buy something, you lose me
If you sell something, you get me
People want it and I am only paper
I start at 1 to 100
What am I?

Question: A man and his son are driving on the interstate when they get into a car accident. Both need to be taken to the hospital. The hospitals are overcrowded so the man and his son are sent to different hospitals. The son needs surgery and but when he gets their the surgeon says, "I can't operate on this boy, he's my son." How is this possible?