Question: What expression is in the following?

theredface
Answer: Red in the face.
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Question: I flow like a beautiful river but if you drink me I will kill you in a second. What am I?
Answer: Mercury (element)
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Question: What is the beginning of eternity, the end of life, the end of space and time, but the beginning of everything?
Answer: The letter E
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Question: I AM a pet and I am always on the floor plus I never move what am I?
Answer: A carPET
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Question: What can go up a chimeny down but not down a chimeny up?
Answer: An umberella
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Question: There is a King, Queen and a servant. They all have to pass a river. they have a boat which can only carry a weight of 100kg. the King weighs 100kg and the queen and the servant each weight 5okg. how do they all go across with out the boat breaking?
Answer: The servant and the queen go to the other side. the servant gets off. The queen rows back alone. she gets off and the king rows to the other side. he gets off. The servant rows back to the queen. The queen gets on and they row to the other side where the king is waiting.
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Question: pat gave someone a dollar he is this persons brother but the person is not his brother.how can this be?
Answer: its pats sister
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Question: What has 2 gray legs,2 brown legs, and has a green face?
Answer: An elephant with a very bad diarria.
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Question: Round like an apple, deep like a cup,
yet all the kigns horses canot pull up.
Answer: A well
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Question: I am a Country and I am also a type of water. What am I?
Answer: Poland Spring =]]]
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