Question: A father and his son are drivig down the road and get in a car accident. The dad dies and the son has to go to the ER. Right before the boy gets operated on, the doctor walked in and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he's my son." Who's the doctor?
Question: It's more powerful than God
It's more evil than the devil
The poor have it
The rich need it
If you eat it, you will die.
What is it?
Answer: Nothing!
Nothing is more powerful than God
Nothing is more evil than the devil
The poor have nothing
The rich need nothing
If you eat nothing you will die.
Question: Not meaning to offend it's creator, but perhaps this "contemporary" PHRASING would make it easier for some.
It may or may not put out a flame.
Being fragile, you need to apply it carefully.
It can't break, but with overuse it will quickly wear thin - thereby
rendering itself ineffectual.