Question: What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment but never in an hour?
Answer: The letter M
Question: A newspaper!!!!
Answer:
Question: If you fall off a 20' ladder onto a concrete driveway,there is one way you can`t get hurt (a lot).What is the way?
Answer: You fall of the bottom rung
Question: Which ways more? 100 pounds of rocks OR 100 pounds of whipped cream?
Answer: Neither. They're both 100 pounds.
Question: What sits in the corner but travels all over the world?
Answer: A stamp
Question: What can you put in a bucket to make it lighter?
Answer: A hole.
Question: Broken am I, and idle I stay, yet I work just fine 2 times a day. What am I?
Answer: A broken clock is always right 2 times a day, is it not?
Question: You are in a steel room there are no windows and no doors.
The only things in the room is: you, a saw, and a wooden table.
How do you escape???
The only things in the room is: you, a saw, and a wooden table.
How do you escape???
Answer: Take the saw.
Saw the table in half and put it back together again.
Two halves make a hole.
Climb through the hole and escape!!!
Saw the table in half and put it back together again.
Two halves make a hole.
Climb through the hole and escape!!!
Question: Give me food and I will live give me water and I will die. What am I?
Answer: Fire!
Question: I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Answer: ???
