Question: I'm as small as a kitchen chair, I have lots of feathers not hair. I usually am the colours black, yellow and white, I don't like a fright or I could bite. What am I?
Question: Am man living on the top floor of a building takes an elevator to the bottom floor each morning. Upon arriving hom however the man only takes the elevator half way up the building, why?
Answer: He is too short to reach the buttin for the top floor, and thus has to walk the rest of the way up to his appt.
Question: A cowboy rides into a town on Sunday and all eyes are on this stranger. The people of this town are not used to visiters. The man spends the night at a motel. In the morning he goes down to the lobby and reads untill he goes to bed. He repeted this for 3 days not talking or leaving the motel at all. Then on the 4th morning he got up and left on Sunday. If the man was only there for 3 days and had got there on Sunday then how could he leave on Sunday? NOTE: HE DISN"T LEAVE THE MOTEL AT ALL!!
Question: It cannot be seen and cannot be smelt,It cannot be heard and cannot be felt,it lies behind stars and under hills,and empty holes it fills,it comes first and follows after,it ends life and stops laughter.