Question: A man shot someone in a crowded room surrouded by policemen but was not arrested how is this possible?
Answer: It was a camera shot
Question: What starts with "T", has "T" in it, and ends with "T"?
Answer: A teapot
Question: black within and read without,
with four corners round about,
what am I
with four corners round about,
what am I
Answer: a newspaper
Question: take a 1000 and add 50
now add another 1000 and 20 to what you just added
now add another 1000 and 20
now added 1000 and 10 what is the answer.
now add another 1000 and 20 to what you just added
now add another 1000 and 20
now added 1000 and 10 what is the answer.
Answer: if you said 5000 like 20 other people you are wrong go back check again it's not 5000 it's
4100 people are commonly mistaking that
4100 people are commonly mistaking that
Question: You go to a cinema but there are no seats left. Your friend is already inside sitting on the chair, you go inside the cinema,and you sit next to your friend.
How is this possible?
How is this possible?
Answer: Someone left the cinema
Question: what is black white and red all over?
Answer: a mime bieng hit alot!
Question: Two people walked into a shop.They orderd 2 drinks.0ne person drank slow the other drank fast. The person who dranked slowed died.The person who drank fast surrvied. They both drank the same type of juice.
Answer: The ice has poisen, but the person drank faster did not get poisend. Because it the ice didnt melted . But the person who drank slowly had a better chance of gettign the ice melt.
Question: Whats greater then god. More evil then the devil. The rich need it. The poor Have it. If you eat you will die?
Answer: Life
Question: A man rode his horse Thursday and came back three days later on Thursday. How can this be?
Answer: His horse's name is Thursday.
Question: A woman has 7 kids half of them are boys. how many boys are there?
Answer:
