Question: i am skinny and i am decapitated and H is always trying to get in front of me!(he always is)Who am i?
Answer: I am the lowercase i
Question: Tall I am young
Short I am old
With life I do glow
Winds breath is my foe
What am I?
Short I am old
With life I do glow
Winds breath is my foe
What am I?
Answer: A candle
Question: i am red,black,and white i have brooklyn on the side of me. what am I?
Answer: red,black,and white jordans (the fours)
Question: In each calendar you will find Sunday before Monday. But where will you find Monday before Sunday?
Answer: in a dictonary
Question: I was on my way to St. Ives, when I met a man with seven wives. Each wife had seven sacks, each sack held seven cats. Each cat had seven kittens. How many people (or animals) are going to St. Ives?
Answer: One. Me.
Question: What's the eleven letter word that everyone pronounces incorrectly?
Answer: Incorrectly
Question: What walks on four and when time past it walks on two than when time past again it walks on three??
Name the stages.
Name the stages.
Answer: A baby
A adult
And a old person with a cane
A adult
And a old person with a cane
Question: Cut me and I bleed as red as my flesh. My heart is made of stone. What am I?
Answer: A Cherry. The pit represents the stone.
Question: This thing all things devours,
Birds, Beasts, Trees, Flowers,
Gnaws Metal, bites Iron,
Grinds hard stone to meal,
Slays King, ruins town,
And beats high mountain down.
Birds, Beasts, Trees, Flowers,
Gnaws Metal, bites Iron,
Grinds hard stone to meal,
Slays King, ruins town,
And beats high mountain down.
Answer: Time.
Question: What has 4 wheels
and flies?
and flies?
Answer: a garbage can has 4 wheels and flies from the garbage.
