Question: There was this babysitter who had to babysit 10 kids.Every child wanted a cookie, there were 10 cookies but she wanted to give a cookie to every kid,but she wanted 1 cookie left in the jar. Without bracking it, or cutting it how would she give each child a cookie?
Answer: Give 9 kids a cookie then the 10th one the jar with the cookie in it.
Question: One day a doctor and a lawer are driving along. The doctor points over to an accident and says, "thats my wife." Then the lawer reaches over and slaps him. Why?