Question: I make you sweat
I make you make noise
I make you move
I cause wars
I make you scared
but you cannot scare me
what am I?
I make you make noise
I make you move
I cause wars
I make you scared
but you cannot scare me
what am I?
Answer: Fear
Question: What chest has no lock,
No hinge or key,
but has golden treasure hidden inside.
No hinge or key,
but has golden treasure hidden inside.
Answer: An egg
Question: the person who made it,
sold it,
the person who bought it,
didn't use it,
but the person who used it,
didn't know he was using it,
what is it?
sold it,
the person who bought it,
didn't use it,
but the person who used it,
didn't know he was using it,
what is it?
Answer: a coffin
Question: why do people wear sandals?
Answer: to make their feet feel sandy
Question: A women shot her husband, held him underwater for 5 minutes, and hung him. 10 minutes later they went out n a date. What made them go out on a date after that?
Answer: The woman was a photographer.
Question: what is the color of the vest's sleeves ?
Answer: vests don't have sleeves
Question: Whats black, white and re(a)d all over?
Answer: A cow in hot lava
Question: What has 4 Legs in the morrning,
2 legs in the afternoon,
3 legs in the evening?
2 legs in the afternoon,
3 legs in the evening?
Answer: MAN
4 Legs inthe morrning (baby)
2 legs in the afternoon (adult)
3 legs in the evening (elderly with a cane)
4 Legs inthe morrning (baby)
2 legs in the afternoon (adult)
3 legs in the evening (elderly with a cane)
Question: What has eyes but can't see?
Answer: A patato
Question: circular mansion. guy murdered. The butler says he was getting a glass of water, the maid says she was cleaning all the corners of the house and the gardener says he was pulling out the weeds from the garden. Who murdered the guy?
Answer: the maid because there are no corners in a circular mansion!!!!! duh!
