Question: how do you fit 10 horses into nine stables with one horse in each
Answer: t-e-n-h-o-r-s-e-s
Question: What do you get when you cross a vampire and winter?
Answer: Frostbite!
Question: can you guess what i am. you always hold me but you cant see me. unly way you can see me is if im looking at me. you use me everyday withought knowing. i hurt with bright lights whcih makes me get bigger. i make water out of thin air but you rub it then its no longer there. when you use me you give me a "stare" but when you dont use me. you dont know im there.
Answer: your eye balls.
Question: MCE MCE MCE
Answer: 3 blind mice cuz there each missing the I
Question: There was a girl ho was learning how to drive.
One day she whent the wrong way,and a police man was really close by.The police man saw her and did NOT give her a ticket.why?
One day she whent the wrong way,and a police man was really close by.The police man saw her and did NOT give her a ticket.why?
Answer: because she was walking not riding a car.
Question: A certain man was travelling with his son and he got in an . The man died but his son suvived,he was unconscious. The boy was being rushed to the hospital. When he arrived the hospital, the doctor said "how can I treat this boy?"" He is my son?" Who is the doctor?
Answer: The boy's mother.
Question: Tall I am young
Short I am old
With life I do glow
Your breath is my foe
What Am I?
Short I am old
With life I do glow
Your breath is my foe
What Am I?
Answer: I am A Candle
Question: Why did't the man take a bath?
Answer: Because he had no soap.
Question: There are two kids born on the same day, they have the same parents. Same year, and same hospital. Why aren't they twins?
Answer: Their is one more so their triplets.
Question: What is broken as soon as it is said?
Answer: SILENCE
