Question: If you were locked inside a car and you had a hammer how would you get out?
Answer: Unlock the car door!
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Question: A man builds a house with all 4 sides facing south. A bear walks past the house. What color is the bear?
Answer: White, the house is built directly on the North Pole.
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Question: Rich people need it, so does the poor, a man loves it more than life, and a woman loves it more than her husband. What is it?
Answer: Jesus Christ!
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Question: Three eye's have I, all in a row.
When red, all freeze.
What am I?
Answer: A stoplight
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Question: in eygpt widdow sister are allowed to marry there the widdows husband is this true why
Answer: if you are a widdow your husbands dead
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Question: My timpani play a rhythmic song,
With hammer on anvil I play along.
Down my canal no ship sets course,
And I have a stirrup that fits no horse.
What am I?
Answer: Obviously...........
EAR
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Question: Part carbon, part water, I am poison to the fishes. Many have falsely claimed my name, for I am the pause that refreshes. What am I?
Answer: I am Soda Pop!
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Question: A man is found dead in a forset with full scoba gear on,the forest has been burnt down nand the nearest lake is 5 miles away.How did he get there?
Answer: There was a fire in the forest,the man was swimming, while he swimming a helicopter scooped down to pick up some water, it picked the man up with the water and then droped him and the water in the burning forest.
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Question: There are twenty six sheep in the paddock 6 die how did they die and why?
Answer: When you say "twenty six" you are supposed to say "twenty sick" fast to sound like 26, (but i cant type that, it would give it away). so the answer is:

14 and the 6 died from being sick






















































































































































































































































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Question: Peter Rabbit was starving! He came to a farmer's lettuce garden but it was surrounded by a picket fence. Peter knew he must eat soon or he would die. He could barely fit through the fence in his present condition and he knew that if he entered and ate the lettuce he would be unable to fit back through the fence. If the farmer happened to come by he could not escape. The lettuce was too large too fit through the fence. How could Peter eat the lettuce and still manage to escape if the need arose?
Answer: Peter crawled through the fence and brought the lettuce back to the edge of the fence. He squeezed back through the fence to the outside and proceeded to feast.
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