Question: There was a plane crash just north of the Pacific Ocean. There were 24 people on the plane, 8 of them were found just a little northwest of the ocean. In which direction do they bury the survivors?
Question: what weighs more a pound of lead or a pound of feathers?
Answer: they both weigh one pound.
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Question: a man lives on the 18th floor of a building. he gets in the lift every day all the way down to the bottom floor, and goes to work, he comes home and only gets the lift to the 12th floor and uses the stairs for the next 6 floors. why?
Answer: he is a dwarf and cannot reach higher than the 12th floor button.
Question: It has outbursts like a flowers leaves,
but they are never green and don't fall of in the winter.
It shines like the color of dandylions and as red as caols in the middle.
Question: how do you get out of a room with no windows, no doors, but only a mirror and a drawer?
Answer: you look in the mirror you see what you saw, you use the saw to cut the drawer in half then but, the two halves together which make a whole, jump out the hole and your out.