Question: Why did the chicken cross the road?!
Answer: 1. To get to the other side.
2. Because it wanted to.
3. To prove to the possum it could be done.
4. Because the light turned green.
5. Kamakazi!!!
6. To rescue its eggs from the local supermarket.
2. Because it wanted to.
3. To prove to the possum it could be done.
4. Because the light turned green.
5. Kamakazi!!!
6. To rescue its eggs from the local supermarket.
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Question: ABCDEFGHIJKLNMOPQRSTUVWXYZ
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wHaT iS wRONg wItH tHIs? hINt:2 tHInHGS r wRONg
Answer: m AnD n arRE SWItCHEd aNd tHeRe iS nO aND
WXY AND Z
WXY AND Z
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Question: whats greater then god more evil then the devil, poor people have it, rich people need it, a brave man is scared of it, and if you eat it you will die
Answer: NOTHING because nothing is more evil then the devil nothing is more greater then god poor people have nothing and rich people need nothing and if you eat nothing you will die.
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Question: whats the difference between a train and a teacher
Answer: a train says choo choo and the teacher says spit it out
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Question: No sooner spoken than broken.
What am I?
What am I?
Answer: silence
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Question: A man pushes his car to a hotel. When he gets there, he suddenly realises that he has just gone bankrupt! How is this possible?
Answer: The man was playing Monopoly! His 'token' was the car, and when he landed on Mayfair with a hotel on it, he had to pay so much money that he was bankrupt and out of the game!
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Question: What walks on four legs, then two legs, then three legs?
Answer: A human... Four when you're a baby, two for walking, and three for when you're old and use a cane!
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Question: what boombarang will not come back to you?
Answer: A stick.
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Question: What goes around the world but stay in a corner?
Answer: A stamp/A golb
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Question: i have a large objected that weighs more than 10 tonnes tied to a rope and i am able to walk over a old weak bridg that can break any time, what is the large object?
Answer: a plane
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