Question: The person who makes me has no need for me
The person who buys me doesnt use me
The person who is using me doesn't know
What am I?
Answer: A Coffin
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Question: I become wet the more u become dry. What am i?
Answer: A towl
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Question: What can you catch but not throw?
Answer: a cold
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Question: You and two of your friends go to a hotel. You want 1 room for a night. The clerk charges you $30 a night. Logically, each of you pays $10. Thats $30. Later on that night. The owner of the store comes and tells the clerk that he charged you all $5 too much. He gives the clerk 5 one dollar bills to distribute back to you and you friends. The clerk gives each of you a dollar back. He puts the two other dollars in his pocket. Now you have each paid $9. Multiply nine and three=$27. 27 plus the two in the clerks pocket is twenty nine. Where is the missing dollar?
Answer: There is no missing dollar. You and your friends have paid $27. The $25 at the front desk plus the $2 in the clerks pocket.
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Question: how many people are dead in the vernon cemeatery?
Answer: all of them!
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Question: Pete repete was on a boat. Pete repete fell off. Who is left?
Answer: Pete! (pete REPETE)
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Question: Mary's father has four children Eeny, Meeny, Miny,... what is the name of the last child?
Answer: Mo? Of course not it's Mary of course!
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Question: What do you have to break before you can use it?
Answer: An egg!
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Question: what's between heaven and earth?
Answer: and
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Question: A guy sold a pen to a customer. The seller said that it could write "underwater". But then the guy came back and complained that it couldnt. Yet the seller was able to write "underwater" How did he?
Answer: He wrote the word "underwater".
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