Question: Four people are sitting around a campfire after a long day of recreation, when one man comments: "Do you realize that around this campfire, the four of us include a mother, father, brother, sister, son, daughter, niece, nephew, aunt, uncle and a couple cousins"?. If everyone is related by blood (with no unusual marriages) how is this possible?
Answer: The campfire circle includes a woman and her brother. The woman's daughter and the man's son are also present.
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Question: A man is trapped in a house with no windows or doors. The house is collapsing. The man has a baseball and a baseball bat. How does he get out?
Answer: 1....2........................3 Strikes your out!
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Question: Voiceless it cries,
Wingless flutters,
Toothless bites,
Mouthless mutters.
What am I?
Wingless flutters,
Toothless bites,
Mouthless mutters.
What am I?
Answer: Wind.
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Question: The cost of making only the maker knows,
Valueless if bought, but sometimes traded.
A poor man may give one as easily as a king.
When one is broken pain and deceit are assured.
Valueless if bought, but sometimes traded.
A poor man may give one as easily as a king.
When one is broken pain and deceit are assured.
Answer: Promise.
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Question: a man is cheating on another mans wife. the husband comes home to find the man he thinks is the cheater. so he knocks him unconsious and tosses him out the window. but because hes really angry he tosses the fridge on him as well. in heaven two men come up to god because they died. one is the man who was thrown out the window who is the second man and how did he die?
Answer: He is the man cheating on the husbands wife hiding in the fridge the first man was a random person.
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Question: A mother has three sick children. She has a 24-ounce bottle of medicine and needs to give each child eight ounces of the medicine. She is unable to get to the store and has only three clean containers, which measure 5, 11 and 13 ounces. The electricity is out and she has no way of heating water to wash the containers and doesn't want to spread germs. How can she divide the medicine to give each child an equal portion without having any two children drink from the same container?
Answer: Fill the 5 oz. and 11 oz. Containers from the 24 oz. container. This leaves 8 oz. in the 24 oz. bottle. Next empty the 11 oz. bottle by pouring the contents into the 13 oz. bottle.
Fill the 13 oz. bottle from the 5 oz. container (with 2 oz.) and put the remaining 3 oz. in the 11 oz. bottle. This leaves the 5 oz. container empty. Now pour 5 oz. from the 13 oz. bottle into the 5 oz. bottle leaving 8 oz. in the 13 oz. bottle.
Finally pour the 5 oz. bottle contents into the 11 oz. bottle giving 8 oz. in this container.
Fill the 13 oz. bottle from the 5 oz. container (with 2 oz.) and put the remaining 3 oz. in the 11 oz. bottle. This leaves the 5 oz. container empty. Now pour 5 oz. from the 13 oz. bottle into the 5 oz. bottle leaving 8 oz. in the 13 oz. bottle.
Finally pour the 5 oz. bottle contents into the 11 oz. bottle giving 8 oz. in this container.
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Question: Which word in the English dictionary has three pairs of double letters all in a row??
Answer: BOOKKEEPER
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Question: An electric train in going north which way is the steam blowing?
Answer: electric
Electric trains don't blow steam!
Electric trains don't blow steam!
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Question: I heard of an invading, vanquishing army
sweeping across the land, liquid-quick;
conquering everything, quelling resistance.
With it came darkness, dimming the light.
Humans hid in their houses, while outside
spears pierced, shattering stone walls.
Uncountable soldiers smashed into the ground,
but each elicited life as he died;
when the army had vanished, advancing northward,
the land was green and growing, refreshed.
sweeping across the land, liquid-quick;
conquering everything, quelling resistance.
With it came darkness, dimming the light.
Humans hid in their houses, while outside
spears pierced, shattering stone walls.
Uncountable soldiers smashed into the ground,
but each elicited life as he died;
when the army had vanished, advancing northward,
the land was green and growing, refreshed.
Answer: A rainstorm.
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Question: one day, a 3O story building was on fire. a man jumped out a window and nothing happened to him. nothing was under him. how is this possible???
Answer: the guy was on the first floor. HA HA
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