Question: Of all vegetables, only two can live to produce on their own for several growing seasons. All other vegetables must be replanted every year. What are the only two perennial vegetables?
Question: The farmer and his helper were working on the farm.The farmer told his helper to help him carry grain to the barn.The farmer takes on bag of grain then the helper takes two bags.How took more grain to the barn, the farmer of the helper?
Answer: The farmer because the farmer is carring 1 bag OF GRAIN and the farmer is carring 2 bags of NOTHING
Question: You are steering a bus to California. When you get there, 5 people get on. When the bus hits Nevada, 3 people get off and 7 people get on. When the bus his New Mexico, 2 people get off and no one gets on. The bus reaches Texas, and 3 people get off, and 9 people get on. The bus hits Missouri and 5 people get off, 7 people on. When it reaches Ohio, 5 poeple get off, and 11 people get on. The bus hits Kentucky, 6 people get on and 9 people get off. When the bus hits South Carolina, 3 people get off and 18 people get on. When the bus takes it's last stop in Florida, everyone gets off. Who was driving the bus?
Answer: You were! In the beginning it says 'you are steering'.
Question: Three hunters just finished hunting for the night and went down to a motel. They couldn't afford three seperate rooms so they decided to get one room, and split the price. The room costed $30. (It was a run-down motel, but that's not the point.) So, they each paid their $10 and went to their room. The employee running the check-in/ check-out desk realized that she overcharged them, so she sent a bell-boy to return the extra cash. On the way the bell-boy wondered how to equally split the money... he wasnt the smart type so he just slid $2 into his pocket as a tip. That way the hunters would get $1 each. Well... they got their $1 each right? So in the end they all payed $9 each, which makes $27. Plus the $2 in the bell-boy's pocket makes $29...
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE LAST DOLLAR?
Answer: They didn't really pay $9 each, remember? The bell-boy was too lazy to add up the actual sum that they would pay. They reeeally payed about a $8.66 each. So $8.66 times the three of them equals about $25, plus the $5 in the bell-boys equals $30
Question: Mr. Smith and his son are driving in a car, They get into an accident, Mr. Smith Dies and his Son is rushed to the hospital, and the sergan says "I can't operate on him because he is my SON." How is that possible?