Question: There's a one story house. Everything in the house is blue, the walls are blue, the bathroom is blue, teh floor is blue, the kitchen, is blue, all of the bed rooms are blue, but what color is the stairs?
Answer: Stairs
There aren't any stairs, it's a one story house.
Question: There was a murder in a public park in the middle of the day with people passing by but, yet no one called the police and no dead body was found. What has happened?
Question: Of no use to one
Yet absolute bliss to two.
The small boy gets it for nothing.
The young man has to lie for it.
The old man has to buy it.
The baby's right,
The lover's privilege,
The hypocrite's mask.
To the young girl, faith;
To the married woman, hope;
To the old maid, charity.
Question: There are three words in the English language that end in "gry".
ONE is angry and the other is hungry. Everyone knows what the
third ONE means and what it stands for. Everyone uses them everyday,
and if you listened very carefully, I've given you the third word.
What is it? _______gry?
Answer: ?Don't know; you'll have to help me come up with it. Sorry, I've been trying to figure it out for the past two months. I tried to look it up on your websites and stuff but it did not work out!