Question: A man decides to quit his job, so he turns off the lights, and walks out of the room, and 200 people die. Why do 200 people die
Answer: The man worked at either a lighthouse or an air control center, and when he turned off the lights, the captain couldn't see and crashed.
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Question: How many bricks does it take to complete a brick building?
Answer: One brick
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Question: There are five acquaintances. One of them shot and killed one of the other five. Which man is the murderer?

1. Dan ran in the NY City marathon yesterday with one of the innocent men.
2. Mike considered being a farmer before he moved to the city.
3. Jeff is a top-notch computer consultant and wants to install Ben?s new computer next week.
4. The murderer had his leg amputated last month.
5. Ben met Jack for the first time six months ago.
6. Jack has been in seclusion since the crime.
7. Dan used to drink heavily.
8. Ben and Jeff built their last computers together.
9. The murderer is Jack's brother; they grew up together in Seattle.

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Answer: 1. Jack is not the murderer, because he is the brother of the murderer.
2. Dan can't be the murderer since he ran a marathon, and the murderer recently had his leg amputated, and wouldn?t be running a marathon of any magnitude that quickly.
3. Ben is not the murderer if he just met Jack, since Jack and the murderer grew up together.
4. This leaves Jeff and Mike. Since Jeff is still alive (he wants to install a new computer next week, present tense) he must be the murderer. Mike also didn't grow up with Jack.

It has been determined that Jack, Dan and Jeff are all alive. Ben must also be alive since Jeff plans to install Ben?s computer next week. This means that Jeff killed Mike.
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Question: what do you call something that is black,white ,black, white, black, white?
Answer: a penguin rolling down a hill
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Question: A man was found dead in his study. He was slumped over his desk and a gun was in his hand. There was a cassette recorder on his desk. When the police entered the room and pressed the play button on the tape recorder they heard: "I can't go on. I have nothing to live for." Then there was the sound of a gunshot. How did the detective immediately know that the man had been murdered and it wasn't a suicide?

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Answer: The cassette had started at the beginning of the man's utterance. Someone else had to be there to rewind the tape.
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Question: Dare if you open
open if you dare.
Game that scares little kids
exept those whose ages are in the mids.
It's like spin the bottle
exept it goes over full throttle.
In this game your wish is my command.
What I do is in your hand
some times it's not fair.
This game is called ----- -- ----

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Answer: truth or dare

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Question: What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps?
Answer: Water
A river
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Question: There's a land where there's mummies and daddies but no babies. Books but no libraries. Mirrors but no reflections. Kittens but no cats. Cattle but no cows. Lollipops but no candy and trees but no forests. It's the land of what?
Answer: The land of double letters.
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Question: A boy was at a carnival and went to a booth where a man said to the boy, "If I write your exact weight on this piece of paper then you have to give me $50, but if I cannot, I will pay you $50."

The boy looked around and saw no scale so he agrees, thinking no matter what the carny writes he'll just say he weighs more or less.

In the end the boy ended up paying the man $50. How did the man win the bet?
Answer: The man did exactly as he said he would and wrote "your exact weight" on the paper.

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Question: the boss of a company decided to go on holiday but when he got to the airport he found out that he had forgot his brief case, so he went back to work and got his brief case before he went back to the airport the security guard stopped him and said 'i have had a dream that the plane you are going to get is going to crash'. so the boss believed the security guard and went home and watched the news all night and the plane that he was going to get did crash. the next day he went to work and said to the security guard'thankyou you saved my life the plane did crash' the boss then gave the security guard £100 and said your sacked. why did the security guard get sacked?
Answer: the boss sacked the security gurad because he was asleep on the job
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