Question: d of d
Answer: d of d2
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Question: What heppens if you through a green rock into the Red Sea?
Answer: It gets wet
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Question: What animal keeps the best time?
Answer: A Watchdog.
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Question: You and a friend decide to have an egg spinning contest. What can
be done to make sure that your egg spins the longest?
Answer: Boil your egg first. Unless your friend does the same, you are
sure to win.
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Question: Suppose you want to send in the mail a valuable object to a friend. You have a box which is big enough to hold the object. The box has a locking ring which is large enough to have a lock attached and you have several locks with keys. However, your friend does not have the key to any lock that you have. You cannot send the key in an unlocked box since it may be stolen or copied. How do you send the valuable object, locked, to your friend - so it may be opened by your friend?
Answer: Send the box with a lock attached and locked. Your friend attaches his or her own lock and sends the box back to you. You remove your lock and send it back to your friend. Your friend may then remove the lock she or he put on and open the box.
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Question: I'm a word that's hardly there.
Take away my start, and I'm an herbal flair.
What am I?
Answer: Sparsley (No S = Parsley)
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Question: Two cops walked into a room with no windows and found a dead man who obviously hung himself from the ceiling, though they couldn't figure out how. There was no chair beneath him that he might have jumped off of, or a table. Just a puddle of water. How'd he do it?
Answer: He stood on a block of ice until it melted.
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Question: A man walks into a restaurant and orders a plate of a seagull, he takes 1 bite, walks out of the restaurant, and kills himself. Why? (there is a reasonable answer but without asking me any questions I don't think it would be possible to figure out) * Hint: The seagull was made perfectly it was not poisonous.
Answer: The man was a Fisherman. One day a while ago his boat crashed, and three of the men he was fishing with died. He and some other men were stranded on an island. There were only seagulls on the island. The dead bodies floated to the island where they were stuck on. One man wanted to eat the dead bodies because the seagulls were too hard to catch, but no one else would. So, one day, the guy who wanted to eat the bodies, said he was going to catch some seagulls. That night for dinner he cut up the bodies and told everyone else that it was seagull meat.

A while after they were rescued from the island, the man found the restaurant that served seagulls. He had liked it the time he had it on the island. When he put the seagull in his mouth it tasted different than what he remembered. After a moment he realized he had eaten some of his best friends on that island. He ran outside and killed himself because he felt so bad.
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Question: A pair of monkeys sit in each corner of a square cage. they are all looking at each other. how many monkeys can say they are looking at another monkey?
Answer: None. Monkeys cant talk
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Question: A new medical building containing 100 offices had just been completed. Mark was hired to paint the numbers 1 to 100 on the doors. How many times will Mark have to paint the number nine?
Answer: Did you say three? The correct answer is twenty (29, 39, and so on).
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