Question: You're in a magical bathroom with no windows and the only way things can get in and out is by an open door.
You decide to have a bath so you turn on the tap,
you shut the door and the handle breaks so you can't open it, you then turn off the tap and the knob breaks so water keeps coming.
How do you save yourself from drowning?
You decide to have a bath so you turn on the tap,
you shut the door and the handle breaks so you can't open it, you then turn off the tap and the knob breaks so water keeps coming.
How do you save yourself from drowning?
Answer: Pull out the plug in the bath.
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Question: There was a white house with a yellow person inside, but no doors. What is it??
Answer: An egg
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Question: If you divide thirty by 1/2 and add 10 what would you have?
Answer: 30 / .5 = 60 + 10 = 70
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Question: Hide and seek is your game, I watch you play behind me hiding from thoughs who seek you, knowing that pretty soon you will change day by day and won't need me anymore.What am I?
Answer: A bush
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Question: i'm the beginning of sorrow, and the end of sickness. u cannot express happiness without me, yet i'm in the midst of crosses. i'm always in risk, yet never in danger. u may find me in the sun, but i'm never out of darkness.
Answer: the letter s
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Question: What Goes up must come down!
But
What goes up that don't come down.
But
What goes up that don't come down.
Answer: Your age
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Question: A wealthy man named Richard Ellis had been counting his money. When he finished, he accidentally left a $100.00 bill on his desk. But when he returned for it a short while later, it was gone. Only two other people could have seen the bill. One was the maid; the other was the butler.
The maid told him that she had hidden it for safe-keeping under a green book that was on the desk. But when they looked the bill was not there.
The butler said he had found the bill where the maid had left it. He had placed it inside the book, where he thought there was less chance that somebody would find it. He had written down the page numbers so that he would not forget them. The bill was between pages 35 and 36, he said. But when they looked, there was no money in the book.
After Mr. Ellis had talked to the maid and the butler, he called the police. He knew who had taken the money. Who was it, and how did he know?
The maid told him that she had hidden it for safe-keeping under a green book that was on the desk. But when they looked the bill was not there.
The butler said he had found the bill where the maid had left it. He had placed it inside the book, where he thought there was less chance that somebody would find it. He had written down the page numbers so that he would not forget them. The bill was between pages 35 and 36, he said. But when they looked, there was no money in the book.
After Mr. Ellis had talked to the maid and the butler, he called the police. He knew who had taken the money. Who was it, and how did he know?
Answer: The butler did it. Mr. Ellis knew the butler was lying because pages 35 and 36 in a book are always printed on opposite sides of the same piece of paper.
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Question: A man locks all of his doors at night and puts the only key to the doors in a bucket of freezing water, why?
Answer: his wife sleep walks and one night she went for a stroll so now she cant get out
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Question: A word I know,
six letters it contains,
subtract one,
and twelve remains.
What am I??
six letters it contains,
subtract one,
and twelve remains.
What am I??
Answer: Dozens. Because dozen means twelve, and since dozens is a six-letter word, if you take away the 's' then you get dozen.
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Question: I am a perching barrel, filled with meat,
Taking hits from leaps and dives.
Look inside, but do not eat,
The meat in there is still alive!
Taking hits from leaps and dives.
Look inside, but do not eat,
The meat in there is still alive!
Answer: A thimble on a finger.
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