Question: Some try to hide, some try to cheat, but time will show, we always will meet.
Try as you might, to guess my name, I promise you'll know, when you I do claim.
Who am I?
Answer: Death.
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Question: There was a buss with 26 people in it. Then, they decided to cross the Golden Gate Bridge. When they crossed the bridge, there was no single person left. Also, no one got out from the bus. What happened?
Answer: They all got married.
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Question: A man lay dead in a room with 51 bicycles around him. What happened?
Answer: The man was playing a poker game and cheated. The bicycles are a type of card.
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Question: John was very tired after a long day of work. He went to bed at 10 p.m., wound his alarm clock and set it for noon the next day. Since John fell asleep almost immediately, how many hours of sleep did he get before the alarm woke him?
Answer: Two hours. Wind-up clocks can't be set more than 12 hours in advance.
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Question: What is so fragile that when you say its name you break it?
Answer: Silence.
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Question: Other than being colors, what do the words orange, silver and purple have in common?
Answer: There is no word in the English language that rhymes with them.
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Question: What has a head, a tail, is brown, and has no legs?
Answer: A penny.
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Question: What is round as a dishpan, deep as a tub, and still the oceans couldn't fill it up?
Answer: A sieve.
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Question: A kind man comes across a dirty box, a voice says to him "Coconuts, $5 a dozen" With his lightning quick arithmetic he calculates that if he sold those same coconuts to the coconut air assault team for the accepted rate of $3 per dozen that in no time at all he would be a millionaire. What's with this guy, assuming his math is accurate?
Answer: He was a billionaire.
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Question: If you spell out all the numbers, how far do you have to go until you use the letter a?
Answer: one thousand
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