Question: Here on Earth it's always true,
that a day follows a day.
But there is a place where yesterday
always follows today!
Answer: In a dictionary.
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Question: I have two arms, but fingers none. I have two feet, but cannot run. I carry well, but I have found I carry best with my feet OFF the ground. What am I?
Answer: A Wheelbarrow.
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Question: The man who made it doesn't want it,
The man who bought it doesn't need it,
The man who has it can't see it...
What is it???
Answer: A coffin,olbiously!!!
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Question: there is a man he leaves home and runs around three blocks, when he comes back home their are two masked men, who are they?
Answer: the catcher and the umpire
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Question: When one does not know what it is, then it is something; but when one knows what it is, then it is nothing.
Answer: A riddle.
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Question: { A dad and son are in a car accident

and the dad dies instantly

and the son gets sent to hospital...



The doctors have to operate on him, but one of the doctors turns around and says, "I can't operate on him.... he's my son. "

Who am I??
Answer: his mother
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Question: I make you weak at the worst of times but in the ned i keep you safe, You will sweat in my presience even as you grow cold, i dwell with the weak and easily the brave but with out me who could tell the difference. Who am I?
Answer: Fear
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Question: A man was just about to put his key in the door when he heard his wife scream "No Charlie, don't do it!" The man walked in his house to find his wife dead on the floor next to a doctor, a lawyer and a police officer. None of them had name tags and the man did not know who any of them were. The only thing the man knew is that the police officer did it.

How did he know?
Answer: His wife yelled, "No Charlie." The doctor and lawyer were both women, so the police officer had to be Charlie.
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Question: What time is it when the clock strikes 13?
Answer: Time to get the clock fixed
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Question: There is a barrel with no lid and some wine in it. "This barrel of wine is more than half full," said Curly. "No it's not," says Mo. "It's less than half full."

Without any measuring implements and without removing any wine from the barrel, how can they easily determine who is correct?
Answer: Tilt the barrel until the wine barely touches the lip of the barrel. If the bottom of the barrel is visible then it is less than half full. If the barrel bottom is still completly coverd by the wine, then it is more than half full.
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