Question: Mr. and Mrs. Wilson have five children, half of them are boys.How is this possible?
Answer: They are all boys.
Question: A woman shoots her husband.
Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes.
Finally, she hangs him.
But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together.
How can this be?
Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes.
Finally, she hangs him.
But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together.
How can this be?
Answer: The woman was a photographer. She shot a picture of her husband, developed it, and hung it up to dry.
Question: What falls but doesn't break, and what breaks but doesn't fall?
Answer: Night and Day.
Question: what is a triangle with 2 sides?
Answer: no such thing
Question: What goes into the water red and comes out black?
Answer: A red-hot poker.
Question: A magician was boasting one day at how long he could hold his breath under water. His record was 6 minutes. A kid that was listening said, "that's nothing, I can stay under water for 10 minutes using no types of equipment or air pockets!" The magician told the kid if he could do that, he'd give him $10,000. The kid did it and won the money. Can you figure out how?
Answer: The kid filled a glass of water and held it over his head for 10 minutes.
Question: My first is high,
My second damp,
My whole a tie,
A writer's cramp.
My second damp,
My whole a tie,
A writer's cramp.
Answer: Hyphen. The first two lines yield high-fen. A hyphen is used by a writer to tie (or cramp) two words together
Question: I can be cracked,
I can be made.
I can be told,
I can be played.
What am I?
I can be made.
I can be told,
I can be played.
What am I?
Answer: A Joke!
Question: what is perfect, pretty, and smart?
Answer: Anna!!!!
Question: { I GO UP AND DOWN.... BUT NEVER MOVE. WHO AM I?
Answer: STAIRS
