Question: I have no legs or arms but I still eat with a fork everyday, What am I?

Question: I am thin, tall and I cannot walk but I have a tilted head . What am I!?

Question: What fastens two people yet touches only one?

Question: A man but an animal, a horn with two hands. What am I?

Question: Detective Marty had been trailing three men suspected of committing several fur robberies.
He received a message in a sealed envelope delivered by Roscoe, an underworld contact and
decided to call Detective Sam, his partner. "I think I found out where the merchandise is
stored," said Detective Marty. Obviously Marty didn't want Roscoe to know what was in the
envelope, so he read it to Sam in code. This is what Marty had said:

"Flame mate weighty soak shave comedy debut stake scared."

What did the message say?

Question: You can carry it everywhere you go, and it does not get heavy. What is it?

Question: I am six letters. When you take one away I am twelve. What am I?

Question: All the electricity was out in town and none of the street lights or traffic signals had power. A dark limousine was cruising down the newly paved blacktop, with its headlights off. A young boy dressed totally in black (with no reflectors) stepped out to cross the street. The moon wasn?t out and the boy had no flashlight, yet the driver stopped to let the boy cross the street. How did the driver see the boy?

Question: You are trapped in a dimly lit dungeon deep below the city of Berlin.You know that one door leads to freedom,and a holiday in the canary islands,while the other leads to death.
There are two armed giants,each gaurding one of the doors.You know that the giants names are Ivan and Mike.You do not know which is which.
You also know that one of them always tells the truth, while the other always tells lies.Yet again,you do not know which is which.
You are allowed to ask one of the giants one question.
What question should you ask???

Question: Some say we are red, some say we are green.
Some play us, some spray us.
What are we?