Question: Gertrude Mills was horrified to find a fly in her tea. The waiter took her cup and went into the kitchen and returned with a fresh cup of tea. She shouted, "You brought me the same tea!" How did she know?
Answer: She had already put sugar in it and when she tasted the new tea it was already sweet!
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Question: What is a sleeping bull called?
Answer: A bull dozer.
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Question: Give me food and i will live; give me water and i will die. What am i?
Answer: fire
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Question: The poor have it,the rich need it,but if one of them eats it he dies...? a)anything b) food c)sex d)nothing e)money
Answer: d)nothing -the poor have nothing,the rich need nothing-cause they have all...and if they don eat nothing they die :D
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Question: A man lives on the tenth floor of a ten story apartment. He gos to the 1st floor in the elevator every day so he can leave for work. When he gets back, on his way to his apartment, he gos to the third floor in the elevator, but walks up the stairs the rest of the way. On days when it's raining, he gos strait to the tenth floor in the elevator. Why?
Answer: This person is a midget. He can only reach the third floor button, but on days that it's raining, he can press the tenth floor botton with his umbrella.
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Question: the captains sword no one can hold
Answer: snake
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Question: There is a pink single story house and everything in it is pink. The doors are pink, the windows are pink and the TV is pink. What color are the stairs
Answer: There are no stairs in a single story house
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Question: what keeps on going but never gets anywhere?
Answer: a clock.it does not go any where.
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Question: How can you say rabbit without using the letter R?
Answer: Bunny
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Question: What travels around the world but stays in one corner?
Answer: A stamp.
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