Question: How could the cowboy travel on friday then sleep two days then travel back home on friday.

Question: joey was walking to school one morning. it took him an hour and 15 minutes to get to school. when he was walking back home it only took him 75 minutes. if he took no shortcuts and no buses, how is this possible??????

Question: How do you tell a worm's head from its tail?

Question: Play my music, if you dare. Turn my crank, although I'm square.
Stand back, or get a scare, when you see my surprising glare.
What am I?

Question: A big German and a wee German walking across a bridge. The big German is the wee Germans wee brother but the wee German is not the big Germans big brother, how come?

Question: There are two doors. One door lead to Heaven, while the other leads to Hell. A parrot stands in front of each door. One parrot always tells a lie, while the other always tells the truth. You do not know which parrot or door is which. You are allowed to only ask one question. So, what one question must you ask to determine which door is which, so you can finally go to Heaven? (Hint: The question involves what one parrot would say about the doors.)

Question: What lives as long as it eats but dies when it drinks?

Question: There are seven Maple Trees. Each Maple Tree has seven branches. Each branch has seven acorns. How many acorns in all?

Question: I run, he runs, I stop, he runs?

Question: A doctor and a bus driver are both in love with the same woman, an attractive girl named Sarah. The bus driver had to go on a long bustrip that would last a week. Before he left, he gave Sarah seven apples. Why?