Question: why did the chicken run across the football field?
Answer: the referee called FOUL
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Question: what is small and thin but is so long it can be extended around the world more then once?
Answer: your veins and arteries.
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Question: There was a green house.
Inside the green house there was a white house
Inside the white house there was a red house.
Inside the red house there were lots of babies.
What is it?
Answer: A watermelon.
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Question: My first is in wield, sever bones and marrow.
My second is in blade, forged in cold steel.
My third is in arbalest, and also in arrows.
My fourth is in power, plunged through a shield.
My fifth is in honour, and also in vows
My last will put an end to it all.

What am I?
Answer: A weapon!
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Question: What does man love more than life

Fear more than death or mortal strife

What the poor have, the rich require,

and what contented men desire,

What the miser spends and the spendthrift saves

And all men carry to their graves?
Answer: nothing
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Question: Whats the relationship between you and your father's sister's cousin's brother's father?
Answer: relatives..
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Question: Who killed one-fourth of mankind?
Answer: Cain (who killed Abel, leaving only himself, Adam and Eve).
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Question: What am i ....im greater than god,
more evil than the devil,
the poor have it,
the rich need it,
and if u eat this u die!
what am i?....
Answer: the answer is...NOTHING!....because NOTHING is greater than god,
NOTHING is more evil than the devil,
the poor have NOTHING
the rich need NOTHING, and if u eat NOTHING u die!
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Question: I have four legs in the morning
I have two legs in the mid-day
I have and three legs in the evening
What am I?
Answer: I am a human being
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Question: Why was the school book sad?
Answer: It was filled with problesm!
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