Question: how can you double your money?(ASAP)
Answer: look at it in a miirror!
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Question: What is it a man stands up to do, a woman sits down to do, and a dog holds out his leg to do?
Answer: Shake hands
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Question: I appear to be important to you. I go everywhere with you .My back appears to be of multi-coloured.I have two holes that's full of hair. I'm shiny.Under my hair is the color pink.I can't hear nor see but i need oxygen this my best friend. Can you tell me who am i?
Answer: I'm your nostrils.
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In a particular situation, you can be in a room of flowers, but you'll never walk into that room.
How is that so?
Answer: Funeral
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Question: What floats on what water, but not even 1,000 men can lift it.
Answer: A Bubble
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Question: A man lives on the tenth floor.He works on the sixth floor.He takes the elavator to work.When he is going home he has to use the stairs.
Answer: He is to short.The nuber 10 button is to high for him to reach.But the 6 button is within his reach.
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Question: what is as big as a biscuit, and deep as a cup
but not even a river
can fill it up?
Answer: a strainer
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Question: 3 Men go to a motel and ask for a room. The bellhop says its 30 dollars to stay for the night, so the 3 men split the cost 10 dollars each. Then the bellhop realized that it was a special day and rooms only cost 25 dollars. So he catches up to the 3 guys and gived them five dollars. Grateful for his honest they each take one dollar and give two dollars for him. So originally the cost was 30 dollars. But really they spent nine dollars each and gave the bellhop two dollars. Question: Wheres the missing dollar?
Answer: When you think about this riddle you think that they each spend 9 dollars then two dollars for the bellhop, which adds up to 29 dollars, hence the question wheres the missing dollar. But what you might have forgotten is that the room only cost 25 dollars, so they couldnt have spent nine dollars each on just the room. They each spend nine dollars, which adds up to 27 dollars. 25 of those go to the room while the other two dollars go to the bellhop. As for the other three dollar, they each got a dollar back. So you see, there was never a missing dollar.
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Question: Suppose you want to cook an egg for exactly 3 minutes. You have only a 5 minute hourglass timer and a 2 minute hourglass timer. Using these 2 timers, how can you boil the egg for exactly 3 minutes?
Answer: Tip both timers over at the same time. When the 2 minute timer runs out, drop the eggs in and cook them until the 5 minute timer runs out!
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Question: wat type of animal keeps the best time
Answer: watchdog
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