Question: Thirty white horses on a red hill,
First they champ,
Then they stamp,
Then they stand still.
First they champ,
Then they stamp,
Then they stand still.
Answer: Teeth
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Question: He who makes it, makes it to sell. He who buys it, doesn't use it. He who uses it, does not know it. What is it?
Answer: A coffin!
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Question: Did you know that if you live within 5 miles of a cemetary you can't be buried there? Why?
Answer: If you're living you can't be buried!
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Question: If you take some butter and throw it towards the sky what will you say?
Answer: BUTTERFLY
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Question: There is a naked man lying, dead, in a completely empty field with nothing around him, nothing to trip over, and nothing to harm him in anyway. All he is in contact with is a piece of straw in his hand. How did he die?
Answer: He was in a hot air balloon with his friends, and the balloon was rapidly falling. So his friends dropped the sandbags to lose some weight, but it was still falling too fast. They decided the only other way to lose weight was to throw their clothes over, which explains the man's nudity. Howvever, when they realized they were still falling, they drew straws out of the basket of the hot air balloon and the man with the short straw was pushed over.
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Question: I have two rings. I move by request.
If the mixture is not right, I just sit at rest.
What am I?
If the mixture is not right, I just sit at rest.
What am I?
Answer: I am a Piston.
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Question: Can you figure out how this can be true? In a bedroom the nearest lamp is 12 feet away. Alone in the room,and with our using any special devices such as cords,pulleys,remotes,or "the clapper," a person can turn off the lamp and make it to the bed before the room is dark. How?
Answer: Just do it in the daytime!
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Question: theres a green single story house on apple green street. everything in the house is green the windows are green the computer is green even the t.v is green what colour are the stairs?
Answer: there are no stairs its a single story house
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Question: If what goes up must come down, what comes down that must go up...???
Answer: The SUN
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Question: A plane crashes on the U.S Canada border.Where do you bury the survivors?????
Answer: You don't bury SURVIVORS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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