Question: In spring I am gay in handsome array;
in summer more clothing I wear;
when colder it grows I fling off my clothes;
and in winter quite naked appear.
What am I?
in summer more clothing I wear;
when colder it grows I fling off my clothes;
and in winter quite naked appear.
What am I?
Answer: A Tree.
Question: What can go up and come down without moving?
Answer: The temperature.
Question: What's the least number of chairs you would you need around a table to sit four fathers, two grandfathers, and four sons?
Answer: Four. The four fathers could be grandfathers and are definitely sons already.
Question: Tom and his younger sister were fighting. Their mother was tired of the fighting, and decided to punish them by making them stand on the same piece of newspaper in such a way that they couldn't touch each other. How did she accomplish this?
Answer: Tom's mother slid a newspaper under a door, each sibling standing on each side.
Question: I turn around once.
What is out will not get in.
I turn around again.
What is in will not get out.
What am I?
What is out will not get in.
I turn around again.
What is in will not get out.
What am I?
Answer: A Key.
Question: What's the difference between a penniless man and a feather bed?
Answer: One is hard up, while the other is soft down.
Question: How is it possible to shave three times a day and still grow a beard?
Answer: If you were a barber, you could shave other men three times a day and still grow your own beard.
Question: What was the biggest island in the world before the discovery of Australia by Captain Cook?
Answer: Australia was always the biggest island in the world, even before it was discovered.
Question: The marathon man timed himself and found out that if he wore a bright white outfit he ran 20 miles in 80 minutes, but when he wore a dark outfit, he ran 20 miles in one hour and twenty minutes. What does this mean for his next race?
Answer: Absolutely nothing, as 80 minutes equals an hour and twenty minutes.
Question: What starts with a T, ends with a T, and has T in it?
Answer: A teapot.
