Question: A bus driver was heading down a street in Colorado. He went right past a stop sign without stopping, he turned left where there was a "no left turn" sign, and he went the wrong way on a one-way street. Then he went on the left side of the road past a cop car. Still - he didn't break any traffic laws. Why not?
Question: I turn polar bears white,
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee,
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid,
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown,
and make your champagne bubble.
If you squeeze me I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess this riddle?
97% of Harvard graduates cannot figure this out, but 84% of kindergarten students were able to figure it out in 6 minutes or less.
Answer: I have no idea....but if you know, email me!
Question: John had only $2, but he needed $3 for his cab fare home. He went to a pawn shop and pawned his $2 for $1.50. John then bumped into Dan and told him that he would sell him his $2 pawn ticket for $1.50. Dan agreed. Since John started out with $2, and he ended up with $3, who is out the extra dollar and why?
Answer: Dan is out the extra dollar. Before the pawn broker will return the $2 to the ticket holder, he will want the $1.50 which he advanced returned to him. Dan will give the pawn broker the ticket and the $1.50, and the pawn broker will then return the $2.
Question: I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?