Question: Weight in my belly,
Trees on my back.
Nails in my ribs,
Feet I do lack.
Answer: I am a ship.
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Question: An archaeologist finds a coin dated 48 B.C. How did he know it was a fake?
Answer: BC is before Christ. Christ was not yet born when the coin would have been made and the date would be impossible.
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Question: If you toss a die and it comes up with the number one 9 times in a row, what is the probability that it will come up with one on the next throw?
Answer: One in six. A die has no memory of what it last showed.
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Question: You heard me before,
Yet you hear me again.
Then I die, 'Til you call me again
What am I?
Answer: An Echo.
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Question: There was a man who was born before his father, killed his mother, and married his sister. Yet, there was nothing wrong with what he had done. Why?
Answer: His father was in front of him when he was born, therefore he was born before him. His mother died while giving birth to him. Finally, he grew up to be a minister and married his sister at her ceremony.
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Question: It goes up, but at the same time goes down. Up toward the sky, and down toward the ground. It's present tense and past tense too, come for a ride, just me and you.

What is it?
Answer: A See-Saw.
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Question: If a fire hydrant has H2O inside, what does it have on the outside?
Answer: K9P (you'll get it eventually).
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Question: I can be found on a human or beast
all people should have one at least
I can be any shape or any size
and my history you'll despise

What Am I?
Answer: A Scar
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Question: What is harder to catch the faster you run?
Answer: Your breath!
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Question: What is it that you ought to keep after you have given it to someone else?
Answer: A promise
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