Question: there was a girl and her boyfriend and they got in a car crash,wel they went to this world were what they said magicly appeared.WEll ANYTHING could be wished for.And the girl wished for a bucket of water and she told the boy tht it was ahlf full,but the boy sai d NO its half empty. Which one is correct?
Answer: Neither of them,because buckets go out word,the dont stay the smae size.
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Question:

Weight in my belly,
Trees on my back,
Nails in my ribs,
Wheels I do lack.
Answer: a ship
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Question: There are two boys and one man at a lake.And the only way they can get across the lake is by a little canoe.The canoe can only hold the weight of either the one man or the two boys.How did they get across?
Answer: The two boys go,one gets off,and the other one goes back across gets off,the man goes across bye himself,nd then gets off and the other boy gets on and goes to the other side and gets the other boy and they both go thogether to the other side
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Question: I come out of the earth, I am sold in the market. He who buys me cuts my tail, takes off my suit of silk, and weeps beside me when I am dead. What am I?
Answer: I am an Onion.
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Question: there is a guy who lives on the 11th floor of an apartment and rides the eleveator everyday. everyday he gets off on the 7th floor and walks the rest of the way. he is not a health freak, nor trying to lose weight, and the elevator will go up to the 11th floor. only on rainy days does he ride the elevator all the way to the 11th floor. why is it that only on rainy days does he do this?
Answer: because he is a midget and he cannot reach the 11th floor button. but on rainy days he has an umbrella and uses it as a stick to reach the button. hehe.
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Question: When I asked her how old she was, she smiled and said cryptically:

"The day before yesterday I was 22, but next year I'll be 25."

What is her birthday and when was the date of our conversation?
Answer: We conversed on January 1 and her birthday is on December 31.
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Question: your a bus driver, you pick 6 people up, drop 2 off, pick up another 8 drop 1 off pick up 12 and drop 5 off. whats the bus drivers name?
Answer: your name. go back and read the beginning!!
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Question: Two bodies have I
Though both joined in one.
The more still I stand
The quicker I run.
What am I?
Answer: I am an hourglass.
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Question: If I'm walking, then I must be running.
However if I'm running, I may be walking.
What am I?
Answer: A Treadmill.
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Question: How many times you can deduct 1 from 25?
Answer: Only once.
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