Question: Pregnant every time you see her,
yet she never will give birth.

Question: Simon Simpleton was born in London, England.
His mother was Welsh and his father Scottish.

When Simon was eight his mother died.

When Simon was ten his father married an Irish women and suddenly Simon had an Irish sister.

When Simon was twenty four he graduated as a lawyer and took a job in Edinburgh, Scotland.

He is now sixty six.

Why can he not be buried on the banks of Loch Lomond in his favourite village of Luss, in Bonnie Scotland?

Question: What 11-letter English word does everyone pronounce incorrectly?

Question: The day before yesterday, Chris was 7 years old. Next year, she'll turn 10. How is this possible?

Question: I am a tale in childrens? minds.
I keep their secrets and share them inside.
I blur their thoughts into fantasies kept
Like a canvas of art or a submarine depth.
Though an illusion, it occurs every night;
I give them a fantasy, I give them a fright.
Nor good or bad, but always nigh?
It?s interesting to tell.

What am I?

Question: I know you, but you don't know me
I know your every thoght and every move
I am apart of you, but a different person
I am the ruler of you and you are my servant
Who am I?

Question: There was a person named Square.What do you think his dance is called?

Question:

Why was the cat thrown out of the card game?

Question: A man with no eyes sees plums on a tree he neither takes them or leaves themhow can this be

Question: What has a bottom at the top?