Question: What did the babycorn say to the mamacorn?
Answer: ''Was my dad a kernel
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You are standing in front of a room with one lightbulb inside of it. You cannot see if it is on or off. Outside the room there are 3 switches in the off positions. You may turn the switches any way you want to. You stop turning the switches, enter the room and know which switch controls the lightbulb. How?
You are standing in front of a room with one lightbulb inside of it. You cannot see if it is on or off. Outside the room there are 3 switches in the off positions. You may turn the switches any way you want to. You stop turning the switches, enter the room and know which switch controls the lightbulb. How?
Answer: You turn 2 switches "on" and leave 1 switch "off" and wait about a minute. Then enter the room, but just before you enter, turn one switch from "on" to "off". Once in the room, feel the lightbulb - if it is warm, but off, it has to be the last switch you turned off. If it is on, it has to be the switch left on. If it is cold and is off, it has to be the switch you left in the off position.
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Question: A football player is running to get a net under a lady who looks like she might jump off the balcony of her 20 story apartment building. There is nothing below her except a 20 story fall. The player is still 100 yards away when she falls and can't nearly get there in time. The woman is not hurt more than a bruise. How is that possible?
Answer: She fell back into her apartment!
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Question: if you are in a room that has no windows and no doors with only a mirror and table, how do you get out?
Answer: you look in the mirror, you saw what you saw, you take out the saw, saw the table in half, the two halfs make a hole, you crawl throgh the hole, and your out
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Question: The sun weight mesures 300,000 times as much as earth's, what would it weigh if it were a clerk in a butcher shop?
Answer: Meat
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Question: What did the doctor say when the patient said''Doctor Doctor i feel like cvurtains''??
Answer: Then pull yourself together!!
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Question: A man leaves home for work makes three left turns and then returns home to see another man wearing mask. What does the first man do for a living?
Answer: He is a baseball player.
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Question: what question can you never say yes to you must always say no?
Answer: are you asleep?
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Question: You get many of me, but never enough.
After the last one, your life soon will snuff.
You may have one of me but one day a year,
When the last one is gone, your life disappears.
What am I?
After the last one, your life soon will snuff.
You may have one of me but one day a year,
When the last one is gone, your life disappears.
What am I?
Answer: Your birthday.
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Question: yellow and furry
but not cuddly
you cant hold it and snuggle
but it is still a feline
but not cuddly
you cant hold it and snuggle
but it is still a feline
Answer: lion
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