Question: what happens when you cross a lion and a giraffe

Question: What is greater than god
eivler than the devil
what do the poor have
what do the rich need
if u eat it u will die

Question: There was a family living in an round house. There was a mother, a father, a daughter, a son, and a maid. When the son was murdered everyone was suspects. The father said that he did not kill the boy, he was fixing the car outside. The mother said that she did not kill the boy, she was washing the dishes and cleaning the bathroom. The daughter said that she did not kill the boy, she was in her room all day listening to music. The maid said i did not kill the boy, i was sweeping every corner of the house. Who killed the boy?

Question: One electrician was called over and was paid $48 to fix the TV, but was only half way through fixing it which was alright and what the family expected. Three other electricians came over to fix the same TV, but halved the TV's reception and got de-promoted, and the de-promotion increased the first electricians daily salary by $20. He fixed the TV back to half way fair and got paid the proper payment. That was all for the fortnight. How much did the first electrician get paid for the fortnight(It was a sunday so it's a FULL two weeks)?

Question: Metal or bone I may be, many teeth I have and always bared, yet my bite harms no one and ladies delight in my touch.

What am I?

Question: Afreind comes up too you and say ive hidden a $100.00 bill in the libary between pages 75-76 would you look for it? Yes or No.

Question: She's like a model, sprouts true beauty.
Sends sexual shock waves to others and withers away in the end on contests.
Her arms extends freely to reach the crowns, that's shiny and clear and helps her along in life, what is she?

Question: i turn polar bears white and i will make you cry. i make guys have to pee amd girls cimb their hair. i make celebrities look supid ans normal people look like celebrities. i turn pancakes brown and make your champane bubble. if u squeeze me i pop. if u look at me, you'll pop. can u guess the riddle?

Question: A man moved into a new house and decided he was tired after the journey and turned of all the lights and went to bed. The next morning he had killed 365 people how could this be?
he does not sleep walk he slept like a baby

Question: You are in a room with a big bomb with only minutes to live and candy every
where what do you do