Question: I'm pleasing to the eye
A tool for many absent of mind
A tapestry of fickle lies
Blind to even the most pensive spies
I'm often the breeder of fervent lust
But I am by far one you shouldn't trust.
Question: Ok i like riddles but here is a questions see if you can answer it.
1. What is the meaning of life?
2. Who is the actor that played Harry Potter?
3. What did you just eat?
4. Why is a hobbit short?
Answer: 1. I don't know, but it made you think i hope.
2. I didn't pay attention to the credits so i dont know
3. Food!!!
4. Ok that was really random, like the rest, so i have some more things to say.......Pancakes, Birdy, Jedi, Medical Experimental Ape, Sun, Candle, Yoda, Dog, Sugar, if your still reading this you must be wanting to see the next thing i say.....WELL ALL YOU PEOPLE WHO TAKE RIDDLES FROM THE HOBBIT I THINK YOU SHOULD THINK SOME OF YOUR OWN....IT ANNOYS ME TO SEE YOU TAKING OTHER PEOPLES WORK...and to those who make their own up good work. Also has anyone ever smelled a flower, cause i see people who smell a flower and smell the different fragences. It all smells the same to me.
Scientists have proven that cats have more hair on one side then their other side. Some people believe that this is because when cats lay on their side they need insulation from the cold on the floor or ground. Which side of a cat has more hair?
Answer: Well Duh! The outside of the Cat of course!
Question: You have 2 people, each eith a certain amount of soccer balls. Their names are bob and ted. If Ted gives bob a soccer ball then ted and bob will have equal soccer balls.But if bob gives ted a soccer ball then ted will have 2x the soccer balls that bob has.How many soccer balls do bob and ted have each?
HINT:there single numbers and both less than 10!
Answer: ted=7 soccer balls and bob=5 soccer balls!!!
Question: Three guys go on a trip. They stop at a hotel. The clerk tells them it is $30.00 for a room, so they each pay $10.00. Later that day the hotel manager says, wait, its only $25.00 for a room, so he sends the clerk up to the guys' room to give them $5.00 back. One the way to the room, the clerk realizes he doesn't know how to split $5.00 among 3 people so he puts two dollars in his pocket. When he gets to the room he gives each man $1.00.
Well... 3x9=27+2=29 where did the other dollar go?