Question: What goes in hard and comes out wet and gooey?
Answer: A Gum
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Question: I can be hairy and itchy all over.
I hang on a stick.
I can be the scariest thing you have ever seen.
I stand in the middle of nowhere.

What am I?
Answer: A scarecrow!
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Question: A cowboy rode to an inn on Friday stayed two nights and left on Friday.

How could that be?
Answer: His horse's name was Friday.
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Question: There are three ants.the first one is at the front,second one in the mid and the third one at the back.The front one says that behind me there are 5 ants,the mid one says that behind me there are 3 ants and the back one says that there are 8 ants in front of me?How Can This Be!!!
Answer: They All Are LIARS!!!!!!!!
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Question: You can see it everyday,
But cannot touch it at will.
Answer: The sky.
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Question: The police were called in to inspect a case. When they arrived at the crime scene, they discoverd a man slumped over,dead, with a gun shot wound to his head. Nearby, they found a gun and cassette recorder. One of the officers pressed the play button and heard, "I cannot go on anymore....BANG!". With closer inspection, they matched the voice that had been recorded with the victim's own voice. One of the officers concluded it was a suicide but another argued that it was a homicide case. Was it homicide or suicide and how do you know?
Answer: It was a homicide case made to look like a suicide. If it was really a suicide, the recorder should have still been running and a police officer would have had to stop and rewind the cassette. Because someone (the murderer) had already stopped and rewinded the cassette so that the police officer just had to press play, it can be concluded that it was a homicide.
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Question: A farmer has 17 sheep and all but 9 die. How many sheep does the farmer have left?
Answer: 9
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Question: Does the Muslim religion allow a man to marry his widow's sister?
Answer: A dead man cannot marry. His widow would mean he is dead.
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Question: Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30. Now add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000. Now add 10. What is the total?
Answer: Most people would think the answer is 5000, but it really is 4100.
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Question: why didnt the skeleton cross the road?
Answer: becuase it had no guts!
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