Question: I can be found where anything cannot; dead men eat me all the time, but if a living man eats me, he'll die. What am I?
Answer: I am nothing.
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Question: From house to house I go, sometimes narrow, sometimes wide. And whether there's rain or snow I always stay outside. What am I?
Answer: A Path.
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Question: Many-manned scud-thumper,
Maker of worn wood,
Shrub-ruster,
Sky-mocker,
Rave!
Portly pusher,
Wind-slave.

What am I?
Answer: The ocean!
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Question: There's one big party and the whole animal kingdom is invited. You didn't get invited to the big party but you really wanted to go. You think that you may be able to sneak in but to do that, that you need to cross the alligator swamp. How can you do get across?
Answer: You jump in and swim across because all of the animals are at the party, including the alligators.
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Question: If one train in New York is going 1206 mph and one in Florida goes 305 mph which one will get to Cuba first?
Answer: Neither
Trains don't travel over water
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Question: 1+1
Answer: 2
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Question: ok your thhe bus driver there were 20 kids on the bus the first stop 2 kids get on but 5 kids get off.the second stop 3 kids get off but 1 gets on the third stop 8 kids get off but only 3 kids get off. whos the bus driver?
Answer: you are the bus driver
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Question: Gaze at this sentence for just about sixty seconds and then explain what makes it quite different from the average sentence.
Quick! What is it?
Answer: It contains all of the letters in the alphabet.
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What do you call a chicken with bad sunburn?
Answer: Fried Chicken
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Question: Why is a manhole cover round and not square?
Can you think of two reasons?
Answer: 1: It can't fall through the hole like a square one could.
2: It can easily be moved by rolling.
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