Question: What did the pizza slice say to the other one to move?

Question: I'm knitted with love, hatred, passion, depression, gifted, feelings, sober and colors. My seams rip easily, so don't breathe on me too hard. When drenched in rum, like I'm usually am I laugh and excite and clap, but when ticked off I make you bounce away and release sweat glands. I live in a darkened shed ordered by neighbors to stay silent and just flow with my stream, what am I?

Question: Look at the Roman Numeral IX. Add a symbol to it to make the number 6.

Question: What breaks, but isn't breakable?

Question: I wear a suspender that comes from above, while most of my clients wear boots and wear gloves. I thrive in the white, be it man made or not, but I don't get much use when the wheather gets hot. What am I?

Question: I act like a lamp, but i have the sound of a bee.What am I?

Question: Little Nanny Etticoat, in a white petticoat, and a red nose; the longer she stands, the shorter she grows. What is she?

Question: If you were pushed down a flight of stairs, what would you fall against?

Question: If there is a bird and a hunter, the hunter is 10 metres away the bird, his gun is a specail gun, the gun can only shoot 1 metre. BOOM! The bird die, how come.

Question: What does no man want, yet no man want to lose?