Question: A smart blonde,santaclause,the easter bunny,and the tooth fairy jump off a brige who falls to the ground first.
Answer: neither of them because they're all not real
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Question: Why should you never iron a 4-leaf clover?
Answer: You don't want to press your luck!
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Question: Mr WEET HAS BEEN MURDERED IN THE PIANO ROOM. who killed him and with what was he killed.

SUSPECTS WEPONS

mrs peckoc rope

mr cook knife

mrs melody piano recorder

Captain TV wire

Lucky litoo pen

miss loverew revolver
Answer: He was murded by mrs melody piano with a recorder
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Question: im light as a feather u put me in a jar i make the jar lighter u put me in the ground i get darker what am i????
Answer: dont know im asking
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Question: Your in a room with two doors, and in front of each door there is a guard, one guard ALWAYS lies and the other guard ALWAYS tells the truth, and one door leads you to happiness, the other door leads to sudden death, you may ask ONE guard ONE question and one question only, what do you ask to survive???
Answer: "If you were the other guard which door would you tell me to go through to lead me to hapiness?" BUT go through the opposite door instead of the one he tells you!!
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Question: what kind of shoes don't go on your feet?
Answer: Tissues
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Question: You use your nose for many things but didn't you ever think why it couldn't be 12 or 36 in long.
Answer: Then it would be a foot,3 feet,36 in,or a yard.
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Question: how many dwarfs are ther in the fairy tale story of Sleeping Beauty?
Answer: None..
(only Snowhite has dwarfs)
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Question: You break it even if you name it!
Answer: Silence
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Question: A car's odometer shows 72927 miles, a palindromic number. What are the minimum miles you would need to travel to form another?

(a palindrome can be read both forwards and backwards, like "Kayak")
Answer: 110 miles. (73037)
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