Question: There is a very big aeroplane. It can hold up to 500 passengers. 500 passengers is a big number. This aeroplane is flying from England to Scotland and is holding 500 passengers. The plane crashes on the borderline and exactly on it between the countries. Where should the survivors be buried-England or Scotland?

remember the plane crashed exactly on the border line.

Question: There is a fireman and a carpenter in a line for the cinema. One of those two people is th father of the other ones son.
Does this make sense???

Question: Who smells, is cute, and is good at what they do?

Question: It was a sunday morning and a man was murdered he was found lifeless on the garden floor. The suspects are the butler who claims he was getting the mail. The wife who said she was tending to the children. The last suspect is the maid who found the body when she was on her way to water the plants.
who did it, and how did you know?

Question: I'm usually round
I'm as light as a feather
but thousands of men cannot carry me
What am i?

Question: so this guy walks into a prison and he asks the guard if he can speak to the man behind the bars the guard says only if your related then the man says figure out this riddle and you will find out how i am related brothers and sisters I have none but this mans father(the guy behind the bars) is my fathers son(man who is talking) whio am I

Question: A man die of thirst in his own home. How is this possible?

Question: I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?

Question: Jack and Joe were on vacation and driving along a deserted country road from the town of Kaysville to the town of Lynnsville. They came to a multiple fork in the road. The sign post had been knocked down and they were faced with choosing one of five different
directions. Since they had left their map at the last gas station and there was no one around to ask, how could Jack and Joe find their way to Lynnsville?

Question: I am used to bat with, yet I never get a hit.
I am near a ball, yet it is never thrown.
What am I?