Question: How many three cent stamps are in a dozen?
Answer: A dozen, although you probably said four.
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Question: Who is it that rows quickly with four oars but never comes out from under his own roof?
Answer: A Turtle.
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Question: You use it between your head and your toes, the more it works the thinner it grows.
What is it?
What is it?
Answer: A Bar of Soap.
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Question: Ten pears hanging high,
Ten men come passing by,
Each took a pear and left nine hanging there.
How could that be?
Ten men come passing by,
Each took a pear and left nine hanging there.
How could that be?
Answer: EACH is the name of one of the men, and he's the only one that took a pear.
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Question: You are in a room where there are no metal objects except for two iron rods. Only one of them is a magnet.
How can you identify this magnet?
How can you identify this magnet?
Answer:
You can hang the iron rods on a string and watch which one turns to the north (or hang just one rod).
You can hang the iron rods on a string and watch which one turns to the north (or hang just one rod).
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Question: What object has keys that open no locks, space but no room, and you can enter but not go in?
Answer: A computer keyboard.
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Question: Here on earth it is true, yesterday is always before today; but there is a place where yesterday always follows today. Where?
Answer: In a dictionary!
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Question: If you have three oranges and you take away two, how many will you have?
Answer: Two. The two you took.
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Question: Big as a biscuit, deep as a cup, even a river can't fill it up. What is it?
Answer: A kitchen strainer.
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Question: Does the law allow a man to marry his widow's sister?
Answer: Of course not. If he has a widow then he's dead. And dead people can't get married.
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