Question: A guy bet his neighbor 50 bucks that his dog could jump higher than a house. Thinking this not possible, the neighbor took the bet an lost.
Why did he lose the bet?

Question: How can you tell the difference between dogs and trees?

Question: 1-29-06
DEAR SOMEBODY,
IF I WAS BORN IN 1955 AND IM 18 HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE???

Question: When liquid splashes me, none seeps through. When I am moved alot, liquid I spew. When I am hit, color I change. And color, I come in quite a range. What I cover is very complex, and I am very easy to flex. What am I?

Question: How do you know if there's an elephant under your bed?

Question: If a cork and a bottle cost $2.10 and the bottle costs $2.00 more than the stopper, then what does the stopper cost?

Question: Alive without breath,
As cold as death,
Never thirsty, Ever drinking,
Clad in mail, Never clinking,
Drowns on dry land,
Thinks an island, Is a mountain,
Thinks a fountain, Is a puff of air.

Question: Captain Kirk of Star Trek has the usual left ear and right ear, but he also has a third ear. What is his third ear called?

Question: what has eyes but cannont see. Has four legs but cannon walk. Strong enoufgh to lift a whole turkey, a sack of potatoes, and some stell yet with no arms. Comes in diffrent colors and all in diffrent shapes and styles. yet it does the same thing. its only used during night for in the day there day light. everyone gathers around as soon as the first thing touches the ground. What am i?

Question: When set loose I fly away,
Never so cursed as when I go astray.
What am I?